Το παράπονο της Πάρις

Well, na’ nai kala o gayprofusion pou mou epetrepse to palikari na mporw na grafw sto blog tou (eipame, i swsti profora einai “blag” giati ginomai eksalli wres wres me ta dimosieumata kai den yparxei kanenas allos tropos na amynthw, you know, to protect myself, afou kanenas pleon dikigoros den me analambanei tis ypotheseis mou. O logos pou grafw ksana edw einai giati, opws leei kai i Antzela, einai kati xaraktires, teleiwmenoi anaptires. Me exoun kanei rezili pia. Kapoios kafros, i think tous lete k klasopanieres eseis stin Greece, dimosieuse tin parapanw foto mou sto internet (na thimithw na parw ton Bill Gates na ton ksexesw, syskato na ton kanw). Sas rwtaw, eseis pou me exete dei se toses tsontes, you know, porn, exw egw toso xalia mouno? Epikoinwnisa me tin istoselida na tous rwtisw giati ekanan photoshop sto gataki mou kai mou apantisan oi assholes oti to ekanan epeidi leei exw apaisio mouno, pou moiazei me stoma gourouniou otan vyzainei kai den ithelan na tromaksoun oi episkeptes tou site tous. Jesus, they are so pathetic!
Egw to mouno mou to exw korwna sto kefali mou, ase pou to exoun karfwsei ta megalytera onomata tis showbiz. Kai rwtaw, an itan san to stoma gourouniou, tha mou ton foragan oloi autoi? Alla ftaiei kai o mpampas giati leei oti einai poly busy gia na asxolithei me ta provlimata mou. Exoun lyssaksei me ti mama na anakalypsoun to tantriko sex kai einai oli mera anaskela kai prepei na trexw EGW sta hotels gia na mazeuw tis eisprakseis. “Den peirazei”, he says, “na katalaveis ki esy pws bgainei to merokamato”. Pantws egine eksallos otan eide auti ti foto mou kai mou eipe pws tha mou valei antikleptiko sto mouno. Kai me epiase i mama mou kai mou eipe oti o dikos tis o father eixe valei ena poly sygxrono gia tin epoxi tou antikelptiko sti mouna tis manas tis, pou leitourgouse ws eksis. An pigaine kaneis na tis to piasei (giati i giagia itan megali pipa stin epoxi tis-cohiba itan to pseudwnymo tis), xtypouse synagermos sto Pentagono. Mia fora loipon pou i giagia eixe voutiksei enan Kouvano (leei oti ton eixe 25 ekatosta, den kserw poso einai se intses alla paraligo na ginei diplwmatiko epeisodio me tin Cuba) varese o synagermos kai epese i atomiki sti Xirosima apo lathos alla ante na peiseis tous Japanese people oti eftaige i giagia, tha tis to eixan madisei an to mathainan an kai i giagia to ksirize panta kontra gia na einai asorti me ton kolo tis alla sto pio kleisto tou (to mouno tis, giati ston kolo legetai oti xwrouse pyraulos tomahawk alla den to kserw giati tote imoun akoma sta balls tou patera mou).
Pantws i mama leei oti pira ola ta xarismata tis giagias mou kai panw apo ola ti finetsa tis alla dystyxws pira kai tin klironomikotita se mounopsires, opws frontisan na deiksoun oi fotografoi stin parakatw fotografia.

Zitaw, loipon apo olous esas tous ellines, na mpoykotarete auta ta saxla sites pou me exoun kanei romba diethnws kai na afisete tis diamartyries gia to perivallon, ti molynsi kai tin yperthermansi tou planiti. Poios noiazetai gia ola auta? Edw kindyneuei i agapimeni sas star, don’t shit!

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